Astral Projection and Ethereal Dating
Astral Dating – Part 2
“Isn’t astral dating a method of determining how old fossils are?” A cute volunteer at the shelter asked as she helped Egan take his jacket off: yes, she was quite blond.
“You’re thinking of carbon dating.” Egan quickly snatched the paper away before she could read more. The astral projection flyer had landed on him and stuck to his back by a happenstance but the stigma attached to out of body experiences would also adhere to him like glue. His body was broken but his mind was sharp.
“Then what is astral projection dating?” The girl inquired with a taunting lilt.
“This is just litter that blew into my clothing.” He jammed the astral project leaflet into his pocket. “What are you doing tomorrow?” Egan changed the subject. “You want to hang out at the mall?”
“Uh,” the pretty girl stammered, “I have to wash my hair.”
‘I can smell your greasy scalp from here.’ Egan wished he had the nerve to say as she brushed of his advance with the worst imaginable excuse. As the girl hurried off to be anywhere but next to a handicapped guy, Egan wished he could astral project some fleas into the hair that she presumably needed to spend a whole day washing. ‘I suppose that would be teleporting and not astral projection.’
Egan took the astral projection dating paper out to actually read it had to say about astral projecting and dating. One of those concepts he could seemingly use.
Shiva’s Messenger
‘Seek out your Soul Mate on the Astral Plane.’
Egan read the astral travel brochure as he wheeled his chair into his room. The word ‘room’ was a gross overstatement of his living space. It was a cell where even a disembodied astral spirit would be cramped, but at least Egan could hold the one wall and the bed while he wrenched his broken body onto his single bed.
“What girl would want either my astral or physical self?” He whispered as he pulled the threadbare wool blanket over his body. It was still early in the evening, only in the afternoon actually but of late, depression had been sending him to bed early. “What else is there that’s interesting to do, but to sleep and hope to dream?”
‘This astral projection stuff is likely nonsense.’ He thought, as he got as comfortable as possible in preparation for trying the steps outlined on the astral projection page.
‘Now come to me my darling.’ A ethereal female voice urged. ‘Join me tonight in the astral.’
Astral Projection Dating will continue…
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